waking up after surgery

This was my first experience having surgery and I have to say it was one trippy feeling.  I remember being wheeled into the OR and getting on the table.  The head nurse was talking about how he got a speeding ticket on the way to the OR. I remember getting nervous so I was doing some deep breathing exercises and keeping my eyes closed as they prepped everything. The anesthesiologist put the oxygen mask on me and BAM nothing.

I woke up in post-op at first saying "ouch, ouch ouch" they must have pumped me with enough Diluaded that I was able to speak.  The head nurse came by to see how I was doing and I teased him about his ticket, he couldn't believe I remembered.  Then I started babbling about a dream I had and when my nurse asked what it was, I said "I had no idea"

then...the really goofy stuff happened.

My hopped up on drugs one-sided conversation:

When can I see my husband?

I love my husband.

He's such a wonderful man.

We met in high school.

(husband comes in about this time)

We've been married for 20 years.

I love him so much.

When can I see him.

Jason: I'm here honey

Nurse: She's doing really well, we'll take her up to her room soon, we'll come get you when it's time.

Me: ouch ouch ouch

(more Dilauded)

Honey, I love you so much.

(he leaves)

My husband is so great

I'm so lucky.

OMG -- such a goober.

I do love my husband.

I just don't normally go on and on about it.

So on mushy foods for the next two weeks...
and hmmmmm.
dreaming about grilled salmon and asparagus --- at least my dreams are healthier.

Tried some orange dreamsicle protein powder in with my one ounce of plain greek yogurt...and not bad...